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Clare Hampel
PARTNER

OUR ATTORNEYS

Victoria Case
PARTNER
Emily Czarnecki
PARTNER
OUR ADDRESS

375 Queen St, Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia

Email: catsoncatsoncatsoncats@catswithnotpants.com
Tel:  1800-pp

 

 

CONTACT

Czarnecki, Case & Hampel

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OUR VISION

Specializing in Pants Laws & Pants and Cats

 

Pants Paralysis 

(PP)

LAW FIRM

"TAKE A STAND AND TAKE THEM OFF"- shouted by Clare Hampel

THE DANGERS OF PANTS

 

Did you know that 4 people every year die of putting on pants? Also, wearing skinny jeans and tight pants might be a risk to your health.

BUSINESS

 

Our buisness is located in a cat cafe in Australia and yes, we all wear skirts- not pants 

LAWS

 

We create laws that protect people from death by pants. If you look to the far left you can see that we have a petition to ban everyone in the US from wearing pants.

OUR MISSION

 

Mrs.Case,Hampel, and Czarnecki, all lawyers/attorneys(we dont know the difference) from Harvard, and active enemies of the pants community are cracking down on cases of death by pants

HELPING OUT

 

If you would like to join the anti-pants community please scroll to the bottom and leave us and message and we will get back to you as soon as we are done petting our cats, Thank you...

CATS WITH PANTS
We stand against people who force their cats to wear pants, against their will. They are magestic creatures that deserve respect.
 
 
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