Clare Hampel
PARTNER
Tel: 1800-cats
OUR ATTORNEYS
Tel: 1800-getlit
Victoria Case
PARTNER
Emily Czarnecki
PARTNER
Tel:1800-binge
OUR ADDRESS
375 Queen St, Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia
Email: catsoncatsoncatsoncats@catswithnotpants.com
Tel: 1800-pp
CONTACT
Czarnecki, Case & Hampel
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OUR VISION
Specializing in Pants Laws & Pants and Cats
Pants Paralysis
(PP)
LAW FIRM
"TAKE A STAND AND TAKE THEM OFF"- shouted by Clare Hampel
THE DANGERS OF PANTS
Did you know that 4 people every year die of putting on pants? Also, wearing skinny jeans and tight pants might be a risk to your health.
BUSINESS
Our buisness is located in a cat cafe in Australia and yes, we all wear skirts- not pants
LAWS
We create laws that protect people from death by pants. If you look to the far left you can see that we have a petition to ban everyone in the US from wearing pants.
OUR MISSION
Mrs.Case,Hampel, and Czarnecki, all lawyers/attorneys(we dont know the difference) from Harvard, and active enemies of the pants community are cracking down on cases of death by pants
HELPING OUT
If you would like to join the anti-pants community please scroll to the bottom and leave us and message and we will get back to you as soon as we are done petting our cats, Thank you...